1 - Video

[barewicked]

[Video clicks on, to reveal a skinny young man in his mid twenties. His eyes are wide and darting, and he wears an expression of deep concentration, right up until he realises he's broadcasting. Then, he becomes animated:]

Yo! I got some words for your Admiral here! I know I'm not dead, and I would remember if I'd been nicked, so you got no right hauling me in, man, no right!

[He keeps glancing off screen as he says this, as if he's expecting someone to enter his cabin at any time.]

Look, this isn't even my yard, all right? I was staying with a mate - a couple of mates, actually - so you've just gone and jacked their place out from under them, haven't you? Nicked right off with it and stuck it on your stupid boat! So where are they going to live, eh? You just made two innocent people homeless, mate, so who's the villain now?

[He puts one hand on his hip, apparently waiting for an answer. He manages to go about thirty seconds before giving an unhappy huff and putting his hand on his stomach.]

Bare starving as well. It's a fucking joke, this is.

Comments

[tucky]

Nothing; nothing happened to it. That's what the second part of what I said is for; you don't like me in that way, and that's fine. I like being what we are.

But you don't get to keep me on reserve forever, then; that ain't fair at all.

[maced_eggs]

Wait, who the fuck said I didn't like you? In what way?

M'not keeping you on reserve. Look, we're up in this man's post, an' as much as I don't care for him, he's got a right not to be bothered by all this. Can't we talk someplace else?

[tucky]

... Yeah. I'm coming to your room.

[And she does.]