I bet you could, but I'd be careful about who you spend the night with. We got all sorts here, some real heavy hitters. Bad guys from fuckin' comic books, if you can believe it. So don't go trusting just anybody -- you don't want to wake up with chunks of you missing.
[It doesn't really occur to him to offer his own room to crash in. They've only just met and Lloyd's not in the habit of lending out his surprisingly awesome couch to strangers, no matter how much effort they invest into disguising their body odor.]
Community service, Christ. [He gives a little chuckle.] That's what they give the movie stars who run over their neighbor's pooch. Guys like you and me, we're a hell lot less likely to get just a slap on the wrist, you know?
[He feels comfortable enough slapping them with the same label, since weed-smoking, former ward-of-the-state Zach reminds him a hell lot of the kind of guys he used to hang out with, the only real difference being the accent and the occasional weird slang.]
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[It doesn't really occur to him to offer his own room to crash in. They've only just met and Lloyd's not in the habit of lending out his surprisingly awesome couch to strangers, no matter how much effort they invest into disguising their body odor.]
Community service, Christ. [He gives a little chuckle.] That's what they give the movie stars who run over their neighbor's pooch. Guys like you and me, we're a hell lot less likely to get just a slap on the wrist, you know?
[He feels comfortable enough slapping them with the same label, since weed-smoking, former ward-of-the-state Zach reminds him a hell lot of the kind of guys he used to hang out with, the only real difference being the accent and the occasional weird slang.]